Sunday, November 21, 2010

How To Get Rid Of Tin Taste In Canned Foods

Diary of a dog / Diary of a Cat

(copied from Señoras.com)

Diary of a Dog



  • 8:00 - Dog Food! What I like!

  • 9:30 - car rides! What I like!

  • 9:40 - Tour of park! What I like!

  • 10:30 - petted and pampered! What I like!

  • 12:00 - Lunch! What I like!

  • 13:00 - We played in the garden! What I like!

  • 15:00 - I wagged my tail! What I like!

  • 17:00 - Bones! What I like!

  • 19:00 - I played with the ball! What I like!

  • 20:00 - Wow! I've seen on TV with people! What I like!

  • 23:00 - Sleeping on the bed! What I like!



Diary of a Cat


Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to cause hanging objects to strangers. They eat fresh meat

profusely, while the other inmates and I are fed with meat sauce or some sort of dry nuggets. Although clearly show my disdain, I just eat something to keep me strong.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse, and have left his headless body at their feet. He hoped that provoke fear in their hearts, since I've shown what I can. However, have simply made condescending comments as "good Young Hunter" I am. Bastards. Tonight

have had some kind of gathering of their accomplices. I have been in solitary confinement during the meeting. Still, I could hear the noise and smell of food. I overheard that my confinement was by the power of "allergies." I find out what it means, and how to use it in my favor.

Today I have almost succeeded in the attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors, when I zigzagged between her because she walked. I have to try it again, this time at the top of the stairs.

I am sure that the other prisoners are thugs and snitches. The dog has special privileges. We regularly released - and seems more than willing to return. Obviously it is running late.

The bird must be an informant. We observe communicate with the guards regularly. I assured that informs every move I make. My captors have arranged a high protection in a cell, so it is beyond me. At the moment .......



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